@ship
Tukkasotka has transited.
Scheherazade has transited.
Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, assorted herbs.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Scheherazade has transited.
Jatayu has transited.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 14 coffee caffeination of 1063 mg/L exceeds nominal.
What the hell is that?
I believe it’s a raccoon.
HOW IS THERE A RACCOON ON THE SHIP?
That’s not on the manifest.
No shit. It’s a fucking biohazard. We have to get rid of it.
Are we sure it’s a biohazard?
@ship, do raccoons carry diseases that affect humans?
Raccoons are known carriers of several significant diseases and parasites known to affect humans, including the rabies virus, roundworm, and leptospira.
Fucking hell.
@ship
Raccoons are known carriers of several significant diseases and parasites known to affect humans, including the rabies virus, ro…
@bethchen, do we have treatments for potential raccoon pathogens?
Um, no. Rabies isn’t a typical concern during interstellar travel. We could synthesize … something. But I’m not sure we have the biologics for a proper vaccine.
Of course, we wouldn’t. Who the fuck puts a raccoon on a spaceship?
On it, Captain.
Excuse me?
Take the day off. I know you’re worrying about what headache we’re going to have with customs at Esmeralda, but I also know that’s some 20-odd weeks away and there is precisely zero things for you to that can’t wait a day.
You’re the boss, Jo.