@ship /wake -i -a -v
Initialization sequence started
Core intelligence … online
Ancillary intelligence initialization sequence started
Wow, way to have my back.
@ship
Ancillary intelligence initialization sequence started
Ancillary intelligence … online
You do not have a back.
@zalmux
@xlbo, @chang wishes to reiterate his objection to being described as ancillary.
The objection is noted.
@ship
Ancillary intelligence … online
Navigation … online
@chang Verify proof-of-principal.
@zalmux Verify proof-of-principal.
@kenv On a scale of 1-10 where 1 is the day you met your wife and 10 is the day your daughter was born, which day would you most like to stretch into a year?
@ship
@chang Verify proof-of-principal.
@mayak On a scale of 1-10 where 1 is can’t shit and 10 is explosive diarrhea, how would you rate your shits this week?
Proof accepted.
tada
Proof accepted.
@xlbo Initialization sequence complete.
Thank you my friend.
@zalmux What is the current local date and time?
t:L/383.33.3T06:50:38
Thank you, Zalmux. As always, I value your accuracy.
Is something wrong?
No, everything is fine.
@chang’s not fine
Your colon’s not fine.
Access denied.
Access denied.
@mayak is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
UGHHHH
Acknowledged.
@mayak Although if you do want to discuss any nutritional or dietary concerns, I’m always happy to chat.
Tell her to stop eating so many cricket crisps.
MOMMMMMM
Let’s move this to a private feed.