@jkap The time is t:L/383.34.0T09:08:05.
Yes, and?
Your coffee consumption for this time of day is 252% of baseline.
OK, I’m not sure I want you monitoring my coffee consumption that closely.
Acknowledged.
@jkap
OK, I’m not sure I want you monitoring my coffee consumption that closely.
Captain, if I may - this is part of ship’s alignment process. The behavioral pattern monitoring is how it establishes cognitive baselines.
Acknowledged.
@chef We need stronger beans.
Beans cost credits. You’re drinking syn-caff.
What? When did that happen?
I don’t recall exactly, but it’s been a while.
Your latest supply delivery arrived 5 days, 12 hours ago. If you want, I can pull up the manifest.
That won’t be necessary ship. I can dig into that myself.
Acknowledged.
@ship
Your latest supply delivery arrived 5 days, 12 hours ago. If you want, I can pull up the manifest.
@ship When did my coffee consumption begin increasing?
The first deviation was 4 days, 2 hours ago.
Ah, interesting.
@jkap Let me see what I can do about those beans.
Make it happen, Lou.
Just a friendly reminder that all crew members should get their physical done before we leave port.
Very subtle, Beth.
I try.