Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, bread analogue (BAS Texture D).
Special: Saag with Dairy Cubes
Special: Saag with Dairy Cubes
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 8 power grid stability of 84% below nominal.
Good morning everyone! For those who don’t remember, I’m Dani. And I wanted to let you know that I’ve opened a small bakery in Pod 10. I’ll be there from 06:00 to 15:00 most days with fresh bread, pastries, and a place to sit and chat.
I also want to thank Captain Kapoor and Chef Jones for helping make this possible. Lou’s been very generous in working out the supply arrangements.
I made cinnamon rolls this morning as a little celebration. First batch is on the house if anyone wants to stop by Pod 10!
Welcome aboard, Dani. It’s nice to have more community spaces on the ship.
Just make sure I get my cut Dani.
Thank you, Captain. And of course Lou. I have some rolls just for you.
@ship
Pod 8 power grid stability of 84% below nominal.
Pod 8 power grid now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@jkap
Welcome aboard, Dani. It’s nice to have more community spaces on the ship.
wait there’s a BAKERY now? with cinnamon rolls?? why did no one tell me this was happening. You are literally my mom @jkap.
@fatima CINNAMON ROLLS
On my way
Come on over! I’ll put on some coffee too.
Alert: Outer Ring (Dorsal Quadrant), Decks 1-3 waste processing effectiveness of 86.2% below nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@zalmux, do you have a moment?
Try as we might, time evades possession.
So that’s a no?
No.
Is that no as in “no, I don’t have a moment”, or “no, it’s not a no, so yes, I do have a moment”?
It’s no as in “no dilly-dallying, just ask your question”
A directionally correct summation.
OK, um, I just wanted to check when the next jump is.
The next jump is scheduled for t:L/383.40.3T00:20.
Oh, that’s nearly two weeks. Is that typical for this route, or is something causing delays?
Yes.
Yes, it’s typical to spend two weeks hanging out in the middle of nowhere?
This is hardly “nowhere”, but I acknowledge the objective of your query. Our presence in the liminal space between state and intent is a function of the discordant destinations of your species’ discontent.
Traffic. They’re complaining about traffic.
I do not complain.
You absolutely complain.
@chang
Traffic. They’re complaining about traffic.
Hold on, why is there traffic in the middle of nowhere?
I reiterate the ontological validity of our present location. The confluence of stellar mass and conscious intent assign meaning not apparent at first glance.
So … space is shaped funny?
Your statement reflects a lack of agency.
Sounds like something my dad would say.