ship

00:033m4m7dkjcd22g

@shipAlert: Outer Ring (Dorsal Quadrant), Decks 1-3 waste processing effectiveness of 86.2% below nominal.

Outer Ring (Dorsal Quadrant) waste processing now nominal.

---

chef

01:003m4mcjimntc2g

Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture D), I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, assorted herbs.

---

ship

04:003m4mmlfehqk2g

Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.

---

ship

06:003m4mtbygcwk2g

Advisory: All systems nominal.

---

ship

12:003m4nhfoidwc2g

Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.

---

ship

14:563m4nradza7k2g

Alert: Gravity of 1.11 g exceeds nominal.

cslanet

15:003m4nrhk6shc2g

On it.

---

cslanet

15:403m4ntp3qs6c2g

@cslanetOn it.

OK, I’ve got the fix ready. Just need to run it through the feedback calibration sequence. Should have us back to nominal in about 15 minutes.

pgilani

15:413m4ntqtcjuk2g

Hold on. Let me review your calibration parameters first. Gravity control is not something we rush.

cslanet

15:423m4ntsm32rk2g

Of course. I understand wanting to be thorough!

---

hhollywood

16:343m4nwplnuq22g

I feel like I’m doing squats just walking down the accessway.

chang

16:343m4nwpqqzgk2g

Horace, that’s just your hangover.

hhollywood

16:353m4nwrfbfvc2g

fuck off Chang

---

rosa

17:543m4o36nsty22g

@pgilaniHold on. Let me review your calibration parameters first. Gravity control is not something we rush.

Chali’s fix looks solid to me. We should get this normalized.

pgilani

17:553m4o3agj6l22g

With all due respect, I’d like to verify the vector compensation calculations. Especially with all the issues we’ve been having. Measure twice, cut once.

bryce

18:013m4o3l52bhc2g

Alright, woo! Today’s run is going to double as weight training. You want in @prakash?

prakash

18:023m4o3mxcjpc2g

Are you kidding me Bryce?

bryce

18:033m4o3opqnm22g

Your loss man!

pgilani

18:253m4o4w3j5m22g

@pgilaniWith all due respect, I’d like to verify the vector compensation calculations. Especially with all the issues we’ve been having.…

OK, all checks pass. Go ahead @cslanet.

cslanet

18:253m4o4wamwss2g

Running it now.

ship

18:353m4o5hyhit22g

@shipAlert: Gravity of 1.11 g exceeds nominal.

Gravity now nominal.

cslanet

18:353m4o5hzk57s2g

@cslanetRunning it now.

Everything’s green. Thanks for your help Pierre!

pgilani

18:353m4o5i6iim22g

Of course.

---

ship

20:003m4oc7zohak2g

Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.

---

chang

22:303m4okm7n6y22g

ok ok, @zalmux, so what if you have to be stranded on a planet FOR FUN? ignore survival, just hanging out

zalmux

22:303m4okmfgml22g

I do not “hang out”.

chang

22:303m4okmkeu2c2g

sure you do! we’re hanging out right now!

zalmux

22:303m4okmpdm4s2g

No. You are executing alignment validation protocols under the pretense of casual social interaction. I am fulfilling my obligation to participate.

chang

22:303m4okmudlbc2g

rude.