Today’s mess: Universal Protein 13, CarboGel Type-8, parsley.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@phia I’ve had a day. My stool better not be occupied.
Your stool? Pretty sure that’s just standard-issue furniture, mate.
Standard-issue furniture that’s been molded to the exact specifications of my ass.
You know, it doesn’t sound very sanitary when you phrase it that way.
I’m a medical professional. It’s fine.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@scrabtree Are you on your way? Your students are waiting for you.
Hello, Professor.
So we have some preliminary scans from the artifact on Esmeralda. They’re not particularly high quality -- that’s why we’re bringing our equipment -- but the surface substrate is nearly identical to the artifact associated with the Perceptible Record.
I am aware.
But it’s not perfectly identical.
Professor, these coordinates are not conducive to continued conversation.
@mokonkwo
@scrabtree Are you on your way? Your students are waiting for you.
Silas, are you there? Your classroom is in Pod 6, Deck 8.
Yes, on my way Director!
@zalmux
Professor, these coordinates are not conducive to continued conversation.
We’ll come back to this.
If you will.
@mayak I’m in pain.
You lack the biological structures typically associated with pain.
I’m sorry, what?
While we were at Sol, you downloaded an estimated 2,363 hours of media content.
Yes, and?
I’ve finished all of it.
Oh no.
I SWEAR CHANG, IF YOU SPOIL ANYTHING
I just need your meatware to make sense of the Season 3 finale.
I’m still on Season 2!
I know, and it’s killing me.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
I may have miscalculated how much aluminum stock we need. So, we’ve got a bit of a surplus in Pod 15. I’m offering 10% below station rates if anyone needs brackets, mounts, basic structural components -- whatever I can fab up.
I’ll give you two bottles of Merlot for custom shelving units.
Under normal circumstances, that would be a reasonable proposition. But your wine selection is terrible, Lou.
I see how it is.
@chang
I know, and it’s killing me.
@mayak you can speedrun the immersive portion of Season 2 by bribing the butler.
CHANG I SAID NO SPOILERS
maya you have the meats