@mayak
fucckkkkkk
Oh I liked that one.
TIMA! Why didn’t you tell me it was public?
It was a nice story.
Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture B), microwaved starch tetrahedra.
@ship
Alert: Aft Hull, Decks 11-14 waste processing effectiveness of 81.2% below nominal.
Aft Hull waste processing now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Attention all crew and passengers: Anyone who wants to disembark at Lukou will need to complete the Lukou vaccination schedule. We’ll be offering appointments in medical all week. Please stop by or message me to schedule.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Sure.
@hhollywood Can I get a refill on my supplements?
You know, most people who have a violent gastrointestinal reaction to certain foods tend to stop eating those foods.
You know, most people don’t spend eight hours a day moping in a bar.
Get your drugs you addict.
Love ya Horace!
@ship I need access to the medical storage unit in Bay 3. The usual access panel isn’t responding.
Acknowledged. Investigating.
The panel experienced a minor power fluctuation. I have reset it and verified functionality.
Perfect, thanks.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@zalmux Are you busy?
How “busy” I am is relative to a chosen deontological reference frame.
@chang Is Zalmux busy?
They finished their homework last night if that’s what you’re asking.
Galactic domination.
That has improper connotations.
What would proper connotations look like?
You play chess.
What does that have to do with anything?
You partake in an activity that, at its core, embraces state-sanctioned violence.
It’s a game.
Yes.
So you play games in your off time?
Jatayu’s navigator has a revealed preference for economic simulation.