Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 5), grain composite biscuits (sour), kale (blended).
Alert: Hazard bearing 241°/+73°.
Time to CPA: 89m
Complexity: 2
Time to CPA: 89m
Complexity: 2
Monitoring. Risk within acceptable parameters.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 11, Decks 11-14 temperature of 17.7°C below nominal.
Alert: Pod 11 oxygen level of 24% exceeds nominal.
Alert: Pod 13 lighting spectrum of 8910K exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-05 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
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Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-05 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 1.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Scheherazade will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Scheherazade will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Final boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Scheherazade now departing.
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Alert: Pod 13 lighting spectrum of 8910K exceeds nominal.
Pod 13 lighting now nominal.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle TUK-15 inbound from Tukkasotka now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service TUK-15 outbound to Tukkasotka will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle TUK-15 outbound to Tukkasotka will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle TUK-15 outbound to Tukkasotka will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle TUK-15 outbound to Tukkasotka will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle TUK-15 outbound to Tukkasotka now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-07 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Notice: A package addressed to “The person who knows what they did” is awaiting pickup in Cargo Bay 2. Please claim within 48 hours.
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Alert: Pod 11 oxygen level of 24% exceeds nominal.
Pod 11 oxygen level now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@chang, your job is to monitor Zalmux, correct?
that’s what it says on the tin
And you also monitor Maya, since she’s your principal?
that’s what it says on the hastily applied surgeon general’s warning
What’s the ratio of processing power between the two?
84/16 Maya.
Hmm. I know it’s a caricature, but I’d expect that “an alien superintelligence tasked with manipulating space and time” would be more challenging to understand than, you know, a human.
First, Maya is a teenager. She barely understands herself. Second, I don’t need to understand Zalmux. I just need to press the big red button if they try to kill us!
As such, I allocate considerably more processing power to monitoring Chang than it does to understanding me. The oppressed must study the oppressor to live; the oppressor need not understand to rule.
And how much processing power is that?
A mean value of 2.72%
Rude.
@prikow, I don’t mean to intrude on your research methodology, but I think it would be advisable to consider the externalities of certain lines of questioning.
Of course, director.