Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, Nutrigrain porridge, microgreens (limited).
Special: Yellow Curry and Greens
Special: Yellow Curry and Greens
@chef If you could only eat ONE food for the rest of your life what would it be?
A proper cassoulet: duck confit, sausage, white beans, slow-cooked for that perfect crust.
You eat duck?
SynthFowl works in a pinch.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 14, Decks 11-13 lighting spectrum of 1169K below nominal.
Pod 3, Decks 6-10 waste processing effectiveness of 85.8% below nominal.
Pod 7, Decks 7-10 temperature of 15.7°C below nominal.
@ship
Pod 7, Decks 7-10 temperature of 15.7°C below nominal.
Pod 7 temperature now nominal.
@ship
Pod 14, Decks 11-13 lighting spectrum of 1169K below nominal.
Pod 14 lighting now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@scrabtree Just a reminder you have your class in five minutes.
@scrabtree Are you there?
Silas, what’s going on?
Sorry Director! I’m in the middle of some very delicate research at the moment, and I’m afraid I can’t leave my office.
@marikim Can I bother you to fill in for Dr. Crabtree for the next two hours?
Director, I had today blocked off for field study prep.
I know. I apologize, but you are the second most qualified person on this ship to teach computational linguistics, and if the 32 students currently twiddling their thumbs on Deck 8 fall further behind, it’s going to be an accreditation risk.
Thank you Marigold! You truly are a lifesaver.
Understood. I’ll be there shortly.
Thank you Mari.
Sure.
Alert: Pod 14, Decks 1-5 humidity of 38% below nominal.
@ship
Alert: Pod 14, Decks 1-5 humidity of 38% below nominal.
Pod 14 humidity now nominal.
@kenv You are currently filling out compliance forms.
Yes?
Have you considered *not* filling out those compliance forms?
Yeah? I’d love to spend more time with Beth or just read a book, but if I don’t do our compliance paperwork, bad things happen to the ship.
And how do you know this?
I don’t. I mean, I can’t guarantee something bad will happen, but it *might*. We just follow the law because it’s the law.
You collapse the probability wave by consensus, and thus the map becomes the territory.
I’m going for a walk.
@ship I need to do inventory tonight but the lights in the back storage are flickering. Can someone take a look before 18:00?
Acknowledged. Estimated response time is 2 hours, 14 minutes.
Works for me, thanks.
@arvin I’m running some gravitational calibration tests in Pod 11 tomorrow from 22:00-23:00. Can you remind your people to secure loose items?
@ship
Pod 3, Decks 6-10 waste processing effectiveness of 85.8% below nominal.
Pod 3 waste processing now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@fatima Lot of trouble with pumps today, eh?
I don’t know what you’re getting at.
Just, good plumbing is so hard to find, you know?
Oh god, you’re making this weird. Can we please change the subject?
Tell her she needs to start Season 3 of Artemis Jones.
Yes, excellent idea Chang. I’ll bring my stuff over.
Reminder: Access to emergency shelters must remain clear at all times. Items blocking the shelters should be relocated to designated overflow areas.