Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-C, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, cucumber slices (limited).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Reminder: The Pod 10 conference rooms are equipped with privacy filters.
Alert: System variance detected.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 7) atmospheric pressure of 0.93 atm below nominal.
@zalmux so … any interesting conversation from the other PIs in the convoy?
Sorvik has completed their economic model of Io Station. It is 99.992% accurate through t:11b976/325.13.2 but degrades rapidly thereafter. Velmir and I are analyzing data from 路口 Station to construct a comparative model that we hypothesize will show a similar degradation.
This is why nobody invites you to dinner parties.
We are constructs. We do not attend dinner parties. We merely observe poorly secured social event feeds.
Can someone help me move some furniture? My son’s bed is right under the vent, and he starts crying up whenever it turns on.
Oh, you have a little one? Let me come over and see what I can do.
Thank you! We’re in Pod 14, room 204.
That’s just down the accessway from us! I’ll be right over.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@iris
That’s just down the accessway from us! I’ll be right over.
@odubois, can I get your assistence moving some furniture? I have my hands full with Karim.
Iris, I’m at work.
And your workplace is a mere 500 meters from us. Just help us move this bed, and you get back to whatever it is you do for @arvin.
It’s alright, Omar. I’m sure we can manage without you for a bit.
Thank you, Arvin.
Thanks, Arvin.
Attention all crew and passengers: A faulty valve led to unauthorized aerosol emissions in Pod 10, Deck 12 between t:L/383.43.0T17:48:15 and t:L/383.43.0T18:48:15.
Passengers who notice a persistent metallic taste or a strong sulfurous odor that is not present in their surroundings should report immediately to medical in Forward Hull, Deck 6.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Pod 3, Decks 10-13 humidity of 29% below nominal.
@bryce You got this one? Can’t have the leaves getting crispy while the Chief’s on plant duty.
Yup! I’m on it.