Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, CarboGel Type-1, cilantro.
@ship
Alert: Pod 3, Decks 10-13 humidity of 29% below nominal.
Pod 3 humidity now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Dorsal Accessway (Section 7) atmospheric pressure of 0.93 atm below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 7) atmospheric pressure now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 15, Decks 2-5 gravity of 0.9 g below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Pod 11 coffee caffeination of 138 mg/L below nominal.
@ship
Pod 15, Decks 2-5 gravity of 0.9 g below nominal.
Pod 15 gravity now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@phia You disabled the cameras inside Spaces and Tabs.
No, I cut off your access to the cameras. Slight difference, mate.
It’s a public space. I’m allowed to monitor public spaces.
What happens in my bar stays in my bar.
The drunken vomiting usually starts outside the bar.
And this is why I cut you off.
@ship
Alert: Pod 11 coffee caffeination of 138 mg/L below nominal.
Pod 11 coffee systems now nominal.