Today’s mess: Universal Protein 19, fried starch tetrahedra.
Special: Green Onions and Almost Ham
Special: Green Onions and Almost Ham
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-07 inbound from Lukou/路口 Station now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@jkap hey mom, what’d I miss?
Don’t you “hey mom” me. We need to have a talk.
We’re talking right now.
We’re chatting in a semi-public feed. You and I need to talk. I’ll see you in your room.
@ship
Pod 14, Decks 10-12 humidity of 57% exceeds nominal.
Pod 14 humidity now nominal.
Alert: System variances detected.
Outer Ring (Ventral Quadrant), Decks 1-3 humidity of 29% below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) waste processing effectiveness of 84.8% below nominal.
@ship
Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) waste processing effectiveness of 84.8% below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) waste processing now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship
Outer Ring (Ventral Quadrant), Decks 1-3 humidity of 29% below nominal.
Outer Ring (Ventral Quadrant) humidity now nominal.
I will be running diagnostics on @chang shortly. The diagnostics should last for an hour. During this time, you may see Chang respond with an above-average usage of avian nomenclature.
pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon aptenodytes patagonicus
I haven’t started yet.
@xlbo
I will be running diagnostics on @chang shortly. The diagnostics should last for an hour. During this time, you may see Chang re…
This concludes our testing. Thank you for your patience.
I didn’t feel a thing!
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.