Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, baked starch lattices.
@zalmux if you could be any human food what would you be?
I possess no desire to be consumed. The question is nonsensical.
oh just humor me
Salt.
really?! salt’s not even a real food
Nor am I. But salt is fundamental. It preserves. It enhances. It is necessary but often invisible until absent. It exists in the liminal space between sustenance and seasoning.
fine, I suppose that’s in character for you, although I thought you’d say something like “the empty space between courses” or whatever
I considered it. But salt seemed more accurate.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Alert: Hazard bearing 328°/+160°.
Time to CPA: 63m
Complexity: 1
Time to CPA: 63m
Complexity: 1
Monitoring. Risk within acceptable parameters.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Pod 2 air circulation of 0.31 m³/s below nominal.
@mayak I just pulled some cinnamon rolls out of the oven. They’re still warm if you want to grab one.
Thanks, Dani. But I’m grounded. Can’t leave the pod.
Do the terms of your grounding allow me to bring you some rolls?
Only if you save me one.
I’ll bring extra.
Thanks
Thank you, Dani.
@cslanet You used the quick-seal compound on the power conduit for TRG-ADP2. It’s not rated for those temperatures.
Oh! I checked the spec, and it said it was good up to 720K?
That’s the *average* operating temperature. During sustained maneuvering cycles, the conduit rises to 780K. You need the high-temp compound.
Oh, I didn’t realize it goes up that high! The work order didn’t specify.
The work order tells you what to do, not how to do it. It presumes a modicum of expertise.
I’m sorry! This wasn’t in my training. I honestly don’t know what I don’t know!
Just read the runbook more carefully next time.
Yes, of course! Thank you, Pierre. I’ll go swap it out now before it becomes a problem.
Hello @chef. I’ve adjusted my demand estimates for Esmeralda, and I think we have sufficient production capacity to meet your needs.
Excellent. I knew I could count on you, Arvin.
Hold on my friend, that wasn’t a yes. I was just letting you know what’s on offer.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
No, I want 50.
I think that’s worth discussing in person. Why don’t I swing by your office in an hour?
I’m looking forward to it.
@phia FYI: I borrowed one of your bottles -- the Orbital 366. Don’t worry. I’ll replace it.
You better.