Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, CarboGel Type-7, cucumber slices (limited).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Pod 2 air circulation of 0.31 m³/s below nominal.
Pod 2 air circulation now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 11, Decks 7-9 water pressure of 487 kPa exceeds nominal.
@ship
Pod 11, Decks 7-9 water pressure of 487 kPa exceeds nominal.
Pod 11 water pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
ALERT: Reactor 1 field monitor 6 offline.
ALERT: Reactor 1 field monitor 7 offline.
Attention all personnel: Reactor 1 has multiple anomalies detected. Initiating precautionary reactor shutdown.
Oh no no no no no no I just took those sensors offline for recalibration! It’s fine!
@ship
Attention all personnel: Reactor 1 has multiple anomalies detected. Initiating precautionary reactor shutdown.
Reactor shutdown in progress. T-minus 180 seconds to full shutdown.
@ship Cancel shutdown! The sensor is supposed to be offline!
Insufficient authorization. Senior engineering authorization required.
You removed MULTIPLE primary sensors on an active reactor? What were you thinking?
@ship
Insufficient authorization. Senior engineering authorization required.
@ship Cancel reactor shutdown.
Acknowledged. Cancelling.
@pgilani
You removed MULTIPLE primary sensors on an active reactor? What were you thinking?
I didn’t know you couldn’t do that!
@ship
Acknowledged. Cancelling.
Mark Reactor 1 field monitor 6 offline for scheduled maintenance.
Acknowledged.
@cslanet
I didn’t know you couldn’t do that!
Of COURSE you can’t remove multiple sensors on a critical system while it’s active! What’s the point of redundancy if you periodically chuck it out?!
@ship
Acknowledged.
@cslanet Can you replace monitor 7 when you get a chance?
Yes, of course. One moment.
@rosa OK, done!
@ship Reset Reactor 1 safeguards and shutdown routines.
Acknowledged. System reset. Reactor 1 nominal.
Hey, we all learn somehow.
I’d prefer she learn somewhere that doesn’t put our lives at risk.
No one’s life was at risk, Pierre.
Yet.
Alert: Pod 7 oxygen level of 24% exceeds nominal.
Pod 7 oxygen level now nominal.