Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, grain composite biscuits (springy), tomatoes (while supplies last).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Forward Engineering Ring (Port Quadrant), Decks 1-4 water pressure of 510 kPa exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) atmospheric pressure of 1.09 atm exceeds nominal.
Pod 10, Decks 9-13 humidity of 31% below nominal.
Pod 16 network connectivity of 63% below nominal.
@dani Are you familiar with the story of Jonah and the whale?
Hello Zalmux. I am, although I always preferred the translation of “a great fish” over a whale.
Do you believe that distinction matters?
Not particularly, no. Just a little detail from a former life. But where were you headed with that dear?
Do you consider yourself to be on the ship or in the fish?
Do you believe that distinction matters?
I am unsure.
It’s a shame you don’t eat, Zalmux. I think you’d be a fan of bagels.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
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Pod 10, Decks 9-13 humidity of 31% below nominal.
Pod 10 humidity now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
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Pod 16 network connectivity of 63% below nominal.
Pod 16 network now nominal.
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Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) atmospheric pressure of 1.09 atm exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) atmospheric pressure now nominal.