Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, grain composite biscuits (sour), 57 cherry tomatoes, first come first serve.
This is ridiculous. There’s food missing from storage again.
@ship, who’s been in Food Storage G in the past 4 hours?
I’m sorry, but I am not authorized to share that information with you.
What’s missing?
Two cartons of Nutripaste.
Who’d take two cartons of Nutripaste?
I don’t know! That’s why I’m asking you!
@ship Security officer’s override: List everyone who’s been in Food Storage G in the past 4 hours.
I was delivering greens, not taking paste.
What were you doing in Food Storage, Maya?
NOTHING I DIDN’T TAKE ANYTHING
That’s not terribly persuasive.
OK I was looking for cricket crisps! but I didn’t touch your stupid Nutripaste.
This is where Lou says “it’s a good protein, Maya”.
No, it really isn’t.
Lou,something went missing yesterday as well?
Yeah, some UP5, from Food Storage C.
@ship Security officer’s override: List everyone who was in Food Storage C from, let’s say 49 to 25 hours ago.
@joed and I were checking on environmental controls. I swear, we didn’t touch the protein.
I know. There’s no overlap with today’s incident.
Lou, let me do some more digging around. I’ll get back to you.
Lou, let me do some more digging around. I’ll get back to you.
Thanks Murat. Protein isn’t cheap, you know.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@odubois, I was having lunch with Arvin in Pod 16 and noticed one of the field separators is making an interesting grinding noise. Very rhythmic. Almost musical.
Thank you, Bernadette. Arvin already told us. We’re looking into it.
Oh good. I was going to say, in my experience, rhythmic grinding usually means the secondary stabilizer is offset slightly. But I’m sure you already knew that.
Yes, I do. But thank you.
I made some cinnamon rolls this morning if anyone wants to stop by.
It’s a new caramelization technique. They’re a bit darker than usual, but I think they turned out nicely.
I’ll take them. I like burnt.
We find joy however we can, Kay.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Pod 3, Decks 11-12 lighting spectrum of 9260K exceeds nominal.
@ship What’s the humidity in the Pod 10 lounge?
The humidity in the Pod 10 lounge is currently 58%.
Excellent! And can you confirm that no one has reserved that space?
The Pod 10 lounge is a shared space and cannot be reserved.
Right, but hypothetically, if someone were to reserve it, you’d let them know that I can also be there, right?
The Pod 10 lounge is a shared space and cannot be reserved.
Acknowledged.
@ssingh so … how’s the novel coming along?
The research is going well.
But you haven’t written anything yet?
Research requires writing.
@ship
Alert: Pod 3, Decks 11-12 lighting spectrum of 9260K exceeds nominal.
Pod 3 lighting now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@arvin, just checking in on that special order. You have any issues with the environmental controls?
No Lou, none at all. Everything’s proceeding more smoothly than anticipated.
I’m glad something is.