Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 11), I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, cilantro.
@ship I need to verify cargo manifest discrepancies in hold 3. Can you run a mass calibration check on the scales?
Acknowledged. Estimated completion time: 18 minutes.
Calibration complete. No discrepancies detected.
Told you it’s fine, Lou.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Forward Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant), Decks 1-4 waste processing effectiveness of 78% below nominal.
Pod 11, Decks 7-12 humidity of 71% exceeds nominal.
Pod 6 atmospheric pressure of 0.97 atm below nominal.
@ship
Pod 6 atmospheric pressure of 0.97 atm below nominal.
Pod 6 atmospheric pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka, Jatayu, and Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka, Jatayu, and Scheherazade will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka, Jatayu, and Scheherazade will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka, Jatayu, and Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka, Jatayu, and Scheherazade now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-05 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
@pgilani, when you have a moment, could you double-check my calibration on the atmospheric sensors in Pod 4? I think I got it right, but I’d appreciate a second opinion.
@ship
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-05 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service ZAD-05 outbound to Tukkasotka and Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
@cslanet
@pgilani, when you have a moment, could you double-check my calibration on the atmospheric sensors in Pod 4? I think I got it ri…
Chali, you should know how to calibrate standard atmospheric sensors by now. This is basic maintenance.
I do know how. I just wanted to make sure I didn’t miss anything.
You need to develop confidence in your own work. You can’t keep asking someone to double-check everything.
I know. You’re right. Sorry.
@ship
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service ZAD-05 outbound to Tukkasotka and Scheherazade will depart in 40 mi…
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Tukkasotka and Scheherazade will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Tukkasotka and Scheherazade will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Tukkasotka and Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
@ship
Pod 11, Decks 7-12 humidity of 71% exceeds nominal.
Pod 11 humidity now nominal.
@ship
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Tukkasotka and Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Tukkasotka and Scheherazade now departing.
@cslanet
I know. You’re right. Sorry.
@cslanet, I took a quick look. It’s not a big deal, but standard practice is to use an ascending sequence, not descending.
Oh! Thank you, Pierre! I’ll keep that in mind for next time.
@mayak Are you playing Apollo’s Shadow again?
maybe
Eleventh playthrough! Are you going to be nice to Captain Reeves this time?
absolutely not. he knows what he did.
@mayak
absolutely not. he knows what he did.
@mayak, have you finished your physics homework?
ughhh, i’ll just have to stab you later captain
I’m going to assume that was directed at someone else.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-07 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
@hhollywood incident, crew, headed to medical
What’s the injury?
coolant splash
Got it. Thanks for the heads up.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.