Alert: Network connectivity of 40% below nominal.
@ship
Alert: Network connectivity of 40% below nominal.
Network now nominal.
Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture D), HyperPasta Shape 3C, a handful of scallions per person.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Aft Hull, Decks 6-7 gravity of 1.18 g exceeds nominal.
Aft Hull gravity now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@soomin The forward airlock pressure sensors were reading 3% low. Chali skipped the post-install calibration.
But fine now?
Yes, but she said Bryce told her it wasn’t necessary.
And Bryce got it from Prakash. Apparently Prakash *assumed* the auto-calibration handles it. It doesn’t.
So tell them.
That’s not the point. Prakash made an assumption, never verified it, and now two other techs are skipping a safety step because “Prakash said so.”
Alert: Pod 14, Decks 9-10 power grid stability of 90% below nominal.
Documentation doesn’t help if no one’s checking whether people actually follow it. Or whether the assumptions they’re passing around are correct.
Noted.
@bethchen, hypothetically, does medical have any approved biological disposal equipment?
We have a medical waste incinerator. Why?
What’s the capacity on that?
Kenji. What are you asking me?
Just reviewing our capabilities for compliance planning.
Kenji.
Fine. Hypothetically, could it handle a 70ish cm mammal?
KENJI.
WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING
@kenv
Fine. Hypothetically, could it handle a 70ish cm mammal?
The incinerator’s too small. And wouldn’t it be easier to evict our guest via the airlock?
WHO ARE YOU SPACING
@murat
The incinerator’s too small. And wouldn’t it be easier to evict our guest via the airlock?
No, FSNC/ICC rules are pretty clear about debris. Biosecurity rules specifically mention incineration.
WHO ARE YOU INCINERATING
@kenv
No, FSNC/ICC rules are pretty clear about debris. Biosecurity rules specifically mention incineration.
OK, but that’s about … bacteria and maybe insects, yeah?
Rules are rules.
KENJI WHAT DID YOU FIND
@kenv
Rules are rules.
Are you talking about Wally? I don’t see why we’re talking incineneration. He’s not hurting anyone.
WHAT NO ABSOLUTELY NOT
WALLY IS A PASSENGER
@dani
Are you talking about Wally? I don’t see why we’re talking incineneration. He’s not hurting anyone.
He’s not hurting anyone *yet*. And the rules are pretty clear here. I’m open to suggestions. But right now, the requirement is to capture and incinerate.
THIS IS MURDER
SOOMIN
@soomin
We can fab something.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Anyone got old broken gear they’re looking to offload? Salvaging components for upcoming production run. Will trade credit or finished goods.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@prakash why does the cargo bay need mood lighting?
It improves crew morale during loading operations!
Crew morale?
It improves my morale?
Just watch the power budget.