Does anyone have a copy of “Frameworks for Distributed Governance in Low-Trust Environments” by E.J. Lowe? I know it’s a long shot, but the ship’s library doesn’t have it.
Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture B), wild rice approximation, assorted herbs.
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Alert: Pod 14, Decks 9-10 power grid stability of 90% below nominal.
Pod 14 power grid now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) network connectivity of 73% below nominal.
Ventral Accessway (Section 6) network connectivity of 85% below nominal.
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Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) network connectivity of 73% below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) network now nominal.
Hi everyone! I want to talk about Wally.
Wally is a good raccoon and should not be incinerated.
Wally is a good raccoon and should not be incinerated.
WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION
@joyv
Hi everyone! I want to talk about Wally. Wally is a good raccoon and should not be incinerated.
Joy? Who gave you access to ship chat?
I made an account.
@kenv Kenji?
I was in a meeting! She was doing homework.
Apparently not.
I finished my homework. Then I made an account.
efficient
@kenv
I was in a meeting! She was doing homework.
We’ll discuss this later.
Daddy said there are rules but rules are for people, not raccoons.
EXACTLY
If Wally is a passenger like @chang says, then we can’t incinerate him because we don’t incinerate passengers. And if Wally is not a passenger, then the rules don’t apply to him.
Either way, no one should incinerate Wally.
Either way, no one should incinerate Wally.
Joy, stop talking to Chang.
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably!
It means no one gets to tell you to stop talking, Joy.
I like that.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle TUK-04 inbound from Tukkasotka now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
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Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle TUK-04 inbound from Tukkasotka now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Pato de la Suerte, and Tukkasotka will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Pato de la Suerte, and Tukkasotka will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Pato de la Suerte, and Tukkasotka will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Pato de la Suerte, and Tukkasotka will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Pato de la Suerte, and Tukkasotka now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-03 inbound from Pato de la Suerte now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
I’ve just finished a batch of cinnamon rolls. Come by while they’re still warm.
@dani, your baking is the only thing on this ship that meets civilized standards.
I heard that.
I’m sure you did.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
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Ventral Accessway (Section 6) network connectivity of 85% below nominal.
Ventral Accessway (Section 6) network now nominal.