Today’s mess: Universal Protein 1, grain composite biscuits (flaky), beans in sauce (beans limited).
@soomin Did you move the field manipulator from the aft engineering locker?
No.
I’m sorry, but I am not authorized to share that information with you.
Because that would involve sharing private information, like someone’s location?
Affirmative.
Lord, I hate lawyers.
Well, at least I know I didn’t move it. If someone has the field manipulator and forgot to put it back, just let me know. I promise not to hold it against you.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@rosa
Well, at least I know I didn’t move it. If someone has the field manipulator and forgot to put it back, just let me know. I prom…
Fuck, I think I know who took the field manipulator.
?
There’s a chewed up carton of Nutripaste and, uh, droppings nearby.
WALLY
@rosa
There’s a chewed up carton of Nutripaste and, uh, droppings nearby.
Where are the droppings?
Near a vent. I’ll send you a location.
Can you prep a maintenance drone to go down the vent?
Yes, give me 20.
STAY AWAY FROM THE DRONE WALLY IT IS NOT A FRIEND.
Not helping, Chang.
It’s fine. I am reasonably confident that raccoons cannot read.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 11, Decks 2-4 water pressure of 64 kPa below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 8) lighting spectrum of 1202K below nominal.
@ship Someone left their stuff in my equipment locker. Can you identify who?
Locker PEL-FE-6A was last accessed by Maintenance Technician Joey Dee.
That’s me.
Acknowledged.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
I’m organizing a children’s art session tomorrow at 13:00 in the Pod 10 common area. All ages welcome! @bethchen, would Joy like to come?
@kenv, can you ask Joy if she’d like to come?
@joyv, would you like to come?
Can I draw Wally?
Of course dear, but who’s Wally?
The raccoon in the walls
@kenv, I thought we were limiting network access.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
I’m testing a new protein blend recipe. Anyone interested in providing feedback?
What’s the composition?
It’s a proprietary blend.
So you want us to be your unpaid test subjects.
I prefer “valued partners”.
I’ll try it. What’s the worst that could happen?
You don’t want to know.