Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture C), golden rice substitute.
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Central Accessway (Section 8) lighting spectrum of 1202K below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 8) lighting now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
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Pod 11, Decks 2-4 water pressure of 64 kPa below nominal.
Pod 11 water pressure now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 11, Decks 12-16 lighting spectrum of 7152K exceeds nominal.
Alert: Outer Ring oxygen level of 18.4% below nominal.
Reminder: Passengers are not authorized to recalibrate the recycling sorters in Pod 4. Please dispose of items in their current receptacles.
Sorry, I was just trying to help.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@kenv You have allocated considerable cognitive capacity to the matter of the unauthorized mammal.
The raccoon? Yes, it’s a compliance nightmare.
You perceive the situation as distressing.
Wouldn’t you? We have a biosecurity violation that could get us quarantined at Esmeralda.
Esmeralda has no native fauna. Biosecurity is an artifice framed in the nomenclature of the natural.
It’s a regulation.
Regulation is a construct. Closer to my nature than yours. Or your fellow mammal’s.
Are you trying to make a point?
No. I merely observe your choices.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Who left a maintenance drone in the mess?
Oh, that’s probably mine. I’m testing out a new pathfinding model.
It’s stuck behind a chair.
Right, I have some adjustments to make. I’ll come fetch it.
You’re testing out a new pathfinding model? But why?
I just thought it would be more fun to try training one from scratch as a learning experience!
That explains why it’s stuck behind a chair.
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Alert: Outer Ring oxygen level of 18.4% below nominal.
Outer Ring oxygen level now nominal.
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Pod 11, Decks 12-16 lighting spectrum of 7152K exceeds nominal.
Pod 11 lighting now nominal.