Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 2), Nutrigrain porridge, assorted herbs.
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Alert: Pod 6 coffee caffeination of 1045 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Pod 6 coffee systems now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: Aft Engineering Ring (Port Quadrant), Decks 1-4 network connectivity of 68% below nominal.
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Alert: Aft Engineering Ring (Port Quadrant), Decks 1-4 network connectivity of 68% below nominal.
Aft Engineering Ring (Port Quadrant) network now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-03 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Tukkasotka will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 1.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Tukkasotka will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Tukkasotka will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Tukkasotka will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Tukkasotka now departing.
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Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Tukkasotka now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle TUK-04 inbound from Tukkasotka now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Scheherazade, and Tukkasotka will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 1.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
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Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Scheherazade, and Tukkasotka will depart…
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Scheherazade, and Tukkasotka will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Scheherazade, and Tukkasotka will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Scheherazade, and Tukkasotka will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Final boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Jatayu, Scheherazade, and Tukkasotka now departing.
Alert: Pod 10 oxygen level of 19.6% below nominal.
@jkap Reminder: Quarterly crew performance reviews are due in 72 hours.
Can we push it to next week?
Negative. The deadline is contractually fixed.
Contract with whom?
Section 14(e) of each crew member’s employment contract requires a quarterly performance review written by their direct superior and signed off by you.
OK, but who’s actually going to complain if I don’t get to those in time?
I, for one, believe a periodic review is an important aspect of keeping the ship operating smoothly and safely.
Of course you would. Right, I’ll get started on that then.
@ship, I’m going to need more coffee tonight.
Acknowledged.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-03 inbound from Tukkasotka now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
Alert: Pod 2, Decks 7-12 gravity of 0.82 g below nominal.
@mayak hypothetically, which would you rather give up forever? salty fried snack foods or mers?
why are you like this
science
don’t make me pick between my babies
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
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Alert: Pod 2, Decks 7-12 gravity of 0.82 g below nominal.
Pod 2 gravity now nominal.
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Alert: Pod 10 oxygen level of 19.6% below nominal.
Pod 10 oxygen level now nominal.