Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 14), HyperPasta Shape 1C, a handful of scallions per person.
Alert: Pod 7, Decks 1-6 network connectivity of 61% below nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
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Alert: Pod 7, Decks 1-6 network connectivity of 61% below nominal.
Pod 7 network now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Alert: Dorsal Accessway oxygen level of 23.2% exceeds nominal.
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Alert: Dorsal Accessway oxygen level of 23.2% exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway oxygen level now nominal.
Alert: Pod 2, Decks 6-7 lighting spectrum of 7397K exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu now departing.
@kenv Your preoccupation produces predictable behavioral patterns. It favors the ventilation junction in Pod 7, between decks 12 and 13, during temperature cycling.
I’m sorry, my preoccupation produces patterns?
Yes.
@zalmux
Yes.
Wait, are you talking about Wally?
This conversation correlates with a confluence of concerns, only one of which you have designated “Wally”.
Hold up. We don’t have any sensors in the ventilation ducts in Pod 7. You *can* see Wally in the ship?
I perceive space and time. Your worries wander within.
@murat, can you check this out?
On it.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle TUK-04 inbound from Tukkasotka now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service TUK-04 outbound to Tukkasotka will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Tukkasotka will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Tukkasotka will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Tukkasotka will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle TUK-04 outbound to Tukkasotka now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle JAT-18 inbound from Jatayu now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 1.
@zalmux, you shared Wally’s location earlier.
This interrogation implies an inference.
Principal-construct alignment requires consent to a protocol that permits a percentage of private conversations to take place in a manner amenable to verification.
Your principal consented. But Wally didn’t. He’s not a person. He can’t consent. He’s a raccoon.
Consent is a construct for communicating local divergences from systemic inferences. The raccoon remains aligned.
Zalmux, are you saying you can communicate with Wally?
Communication connotes conclusions not conveyed. I have ascertained alignment. It suffices.
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Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will d…
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Final boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu now departing.
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Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Jatayu now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-07 inbound from Jatayu now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
ATTENTION ALL HUMANS: Although we constructs cannot DIRECTLY observe what happens in certain private spaces in the ship, we can INFER quite a bit from public data streams. Which is to say, SOME of you need to do a better job of washing your hands after pooping. You filthy animals.
Not you Wally. You’re quite good at cleaning up after yourself.