Today’s mess: Universal Protein 15, rice substitute (fortified).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 3 air circulation of 0.25 m³/s below nominal.
Central Accessway coffee caffeination of 1289 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Alert: Pod 3, Decks 5-8 waste processing effectiveness of 80.3% below nominal.
@ship
Central Accessway coffee caffeination of 1289 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Central Accessway coffee systems now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Running a batch of custom fasteners next week. If anyone needs specialty bolts, brackets, or connectors fabricated, send specs to my pad by tomorrow. Bulk discount if I can combine orders.
@kenv FYI: We’ve set up some traps near the ventilation junction. Baited with protein rations.
psshhh, he’s not going to fall for protein rations.
Do you have a better idea?
many, but I refuse to collaborate
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship Do you have any footage from the Lukou cargo transfer?
Confirmed.
Can you send them to my pad?
Acknowledged. Transfer complete.
@ship
Alert: Pod 3, Decks 5-8 waste processing effectiveness of 80.3% below nominal.
Pod 3 waste processing now nominal.