Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 6), CarboGel Type-5, kale (massaged).
Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
@ship
Pod 3 air circulation of 0.25 m³/s below nominal.
Pod 3 air circulation now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 13 power grid stability of 76% below nominal.
Forward Hull oxygen level of 23.1% exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 1) gravity of 1.15 g exceeds nominal.
@ship
Pod 13 power grid stability of 76% below nominal.
Pod 13 power grid now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@kenv Your most recent compliance memo describes the SC-52d regulatory framework as “an unholy mix of ritual humiliation and bureaucratic terrorism” yet overall sentiment analysis suggests you are, in fact, quite pleased with the situation.
I’m a lawyer, Zalmux. Don’t yuck my yum.
@ifer, we still on for movie night?
Oh, sorry. Can I take a rain check on that? I’m in the zone on some thesis research.
Sure, but … you have a thesis topic already?
I think so! There’s a ton of literature on the relationship between PIs and humans, but there’s nothing on their relationship to lower-level lifeforms like raccoons.
Wally objects to his categorization as lower-level.
Sorry Wally!
Wally accepts your apology.
I apologize if this is inappropriate to ask, but does anyone have children’s books they no longer need? Physical ones. Viktor enjoys them much more than pad content. I’m happy to trade or return when we’re done.
Oh, Omar can fab something for you! Just select something off the ship’s library and let us know what you want.
That would be lovely. Thank you, Iris! And Omar!
Oh, I see. Yes, go ahead.
@chef, I’m running low on rye. Might be out by end of week.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
It’s not my fault I know what I like.
Actually, I do have something in my personal reserve that could use some taste testing. I’ll give it to you for 50% off list price.
Your personal reserve.
That needs taste testing.
That needs taste testing.
Well, it’s not like we have better options.
You could switch up your drink order.
Don’t make me repeat myself. I do it enough at work.
Interesting supply chain management, Lou.
Captain! Inventory is like personnel. Both need lubricants.
@ship
Forward Hull oxygen level of 23.1% exceeds nominal.
Forward Hull oxygen level now nominal.
@chef
Captain! Inventory is like personnel. Both need lubricants.
I know better than to pry, Lou.
@ship
Dorsal Accessway (Section 1) gravity of 1.15 g exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 1) gravity now nominal.
@murat
@kenv FYI: We’ve set up some traps near the ventilation junction. Baited with protein rations.
Update: Trap was triggered. Target was not contained. Rations are gone though.
wally thanks you for your contribution
So we’ve fed him. Great.
Maybe we can just feed him until he gets stuck in a vent.
Like hell you are. Protein is expensive.