@ship
Alert: Forward Hull air circulation of 0.25 m³/s below nominal.
Forward Hull air circulation now nominal.
Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, microwaved starch prisms, parsley.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Aft Hull, Decks 15-17 humidity of 30% below nominal.
Attention all crew and passengers: The convoy is starting its scheduled transit to FSNC-302. The Wandertaube’s jump will take place in about 26 hours.
Alert: Central Accessway oxygen level of 24.3% exceeds nominal.
@jkap Confirm heading.
FSNC-302.
Acknowledged.
Initiating rotational thrust.
Initiating counter thrust.
Counter thrust complete. Transit trajectory established.
@jkap Confirm convoy order: Tukkasotka, Scheherazade, Jatayu, Pato de la Suerte, Wandertaube.
Confirmed.
Convoy has confirmed order.
Departure trajectory is clear. Tukkasotka is accelerating.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship
Departure trajectory is clear. Tukkasotka is accelerating.
Tukkasotka has reached the departure aperture.
Tukkasotka transit confirmed. Scheherazade is accelerating.
Attention: The individual who requisitioned 40 kilograms of dried seaweed from the Tukkasotka for “personal research” may collect their delivery from Cargo Bay 2.
Oh, that’s mine!
@luna, may I ask exactly what you plan to do with 40 kilograms of dried seaweed?
It’s none of your business, but if you must know, it’s for an art project.
It is my business if you’re paying with my account. I agreed to cover your living expenses, not your art.
This is a living expense! Art is how I make a living, and it has expenses!
@kenv, may I request your assistance with a contract dispute?
No, you may not.
@ship
Tukkasotka transit confirmed. Scheherazade is accelerating.
Scheherazade has reached the departure aperture.
Scheherazade transit confirmed. Jatayu is accelerating.
@kenv
No, you may not.
@luna, I might be interested in acquiring some of that seaweed from you, depending on what remains edible after you’re done with it, of course.
Are you paying?
Maybe.
Just make sure the funds go back into my account.
They’re *my* expenses, Sebastian.
@ship
Alert: Central Accessway oxygen level of 24.3% exceeds nominal.
Central Accessway oxygen level now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.