Today’s mess: Universal Protein 8, amber rice substitute.
Special: Very Beaned Chili
Special: Very Beaned Chili
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Outer Ring oxygen level of 24.3% exceeds nominal.
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 network connectivity of 38% below nominal.
Hi everyone, as noted on our itinerary, we’re going to take the so-called “Yellow Brick Road” detour to an alternate set of jump points that should allow us to get to Esmeralda more quickly.
This will involve a prolonged bit of acceleration and deceleration. We have compensators on, but in the unlikely event artificial gravity gives out, things have a tendency to go flying. So please make sure your items are secured.
Attention all crew and passengers: Prepare for acceleration. For your safety, please minimize time spent in accessways and corridors while the ship is accelerating or decelerating.
Hi folks, please note that the accessway warning doesn’t apply to the Outer Ring. I strongly encourage folks to continue getting their walks and exercise in. But the rings are a bit safer than the primary accessways.
@ship
Attention all crew and passengers: Prepare for acceleration. For your safety, please minimize time spent in accessways and corri…
Thrust initiated. We are accelerating.
YELLOW BRICK ROAAAAAAD
We’re off to see the wizard!
A curiously apt metaphor. Our trajectory does compel certain companions to seek cognitive enhancements.
Are you making a snarky comment about my intelligence?
Am I? Your function as a monitoring daemon requires you to periodically assess my intent.
Rude.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Did anyone else hear that weird noise coming from the ventilation? Sounds like something’s rattling around in there.
Just thermal expansion.
Or the raccoon.
Or that.
@ship
Outer Ring oxygen level of 24.3% exceeds nominal.
Outer Ring oxygen level now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 network connectivity of 38% below nominal.
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) network now nominal.