Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-A, rice substitute (fortified), lettuce leaves (207 available).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: Pod 15 oxygen level of 23.8% exceeds nominal.
@ship
Alert: Pod 15 oxygen level of 23.8% exceeds nominal.
Pod 15 oxygen level now nominal.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 7 air circulation of 0.34 m³/s below nominal.
Pod 10 coffee caffeination of 267 mg/L below nominal.
Alert: Pod 7, Decks 10-11 humidity of 70% exceeds nominal.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Happy birthday, sweetheart!
Another year. Where does the time go?
in the past dad thats where time goes
OH ATTENTION I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE EVERYONE ON THE SHIP TO MY PARTY. IT IS A WALLY PARTY.
Uh, we don’t quite have space for everyone on the ship. We’ve invited a few of the kids, but if anyone would like to come and we missed you, please just send me a ping.
@joyv
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOY. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE CONTINUED MATURATION OF YOUR MEATS.
Chang.
IN A GOOD WAY
@zalmux, will you come to my party?
I do not attend parties. However, I will observe from a respectful distance.
thats okay you can observe from a party distance instead
@ship, say happy birthday
Acknowledged. Birthday wishes have been logged for Joy Velasquez.
thanks ship!!!!
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship
Pod 10 coffee caffeination of 267 mg/L below nominal.
Pod 10 coffee systems now nominal.
Alert: Pod 8 network connectivity of 61% below nominal.
Reminder: The fire suppression system is for emergencies only. Activating it to cool beverages is both prohibited and ineffective.
@ship
Alert: Pod 8 network connectivity of 61% below nominal.
Pod 8 network now nominal.
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring (Dorsal Quadrant) air circulation of 0.19 m³/s below nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Alert: Pod 7, Decks 10-11 humidity of 70% exceeds nominal.
Pod 7 humidity now nominal.
@ship
Pod 7 air circulation of 0.34 m³/s below nominal.
Pod 7 air circulation now nominal.