Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, Nutrigrain porridge.
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Alert: Forward Engineering Ring (Dorsal Quadrant) air circulation of 0.19 m³/s below nominal.
Forward Engineering Ring (Dorsal Quadrant) air circulation now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 temperature of 28°C exceeds nominal.
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) temperature now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Central Accessway coffee caffeination of 1298 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Reminder: To adjust cabin ventilation, move your hand upward to increase airflow. Move your hand downward to decrease airflow. Tapping the control repeatedly does not increase responsiveness.
@ifer, I’ve taken a look at your research proposal. It’s quite intriguing.
Professor Crabtree didn’t seem particularly impressed by it.
I know. His concerns are valid. As are the other constraints you face. But I just wanted you to know that the creativity and depth of your work is quite apparent.
Which is all to say, if you are interested, I am in need of a research assistant with xenolinguistics expertise to help me with the Esmeralda analysis.
Really? That’s amazing! Of course. I’d love to help.
Excellent. If you can meet me in my office at 11:00 tomorrow, we’ll talk shop.
Will do. Thank you, professor!
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
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Central Accessway coffee caffeination of 1298 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Central Accessway coffee systems now nominal.
Alert: Dorsal Accessway (Section 8) temperature of 16.3°C below nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Alert: Dorsal Accessway (Section 8) temperature of 16.3°C below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 8) temperature now nominal.