Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-F, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, 71 cherry tomatoes, first come first serve.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Hazard bearing 230°/+38°.
Time to CPA: 60m
Complexity: 4
Time to CPA: 60m
Complexity: 4
Deploying forward dorsal deflector. Connecting to hazard coordination authority.
Hazard coordination authority has instructed us to deflect.
Firing forward dorsal deflector.
Deflection insufficient. Calculation new firing solution.
Firing forward dorsal deflector.
Deflection successful. Hazard neutralized.
@ship Can you tell me where I left my datapad? I’ve looked everywhere.
Your datapad is in Pod 6, Deck 9 common area.
Thanks, ship.
Acknowledged.
Alert: Pod 10, Decks 12-13 temperature of 16.6°C below nominal.
@ship
Alert: Pod 10, Decks 12-13 temperature of 16.6°C below nominal.
Pod 10 temperature now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Oh, is something wrong?
No. Just shuffling rotations. You’ll be with me.
Okay! Thank you, Rosa.
Don’t thank me. Just show up.
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 5) water pressure of 216 kPa below nominal.
Wally hasn’t stolen anything from me in days. I’m afraid that’s probably Prakash.
Wait, aren’t you a priest, Dani? Aren’t you supposed to keep that stuff private?
Retired. Wrong denomination. And camera footage doesn’t count as a confession.
Shame about the shift change, @cslanet. We were just starting to make real progress on your fundamentals.
@ship
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 5) water pressure of 216 kPa below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 5) water pressure now nominal.
@pgilani
Shame about the shift change, @cslanet. We were just starting to make real progress on your fundamentals.
I appreciate all the time you’ve spent helping me, Pierre.
Well, I suppose Gamma shift has its own learning opportunities. Different set of challenges.
She’ll be fine.