Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, bread analogue (BAS Texture M), cucumber slices (limited).
Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Does anyone else think the gravity feels weird today? Or is it just me?
Weird how?
Like … bouncy? I don’t know how to describe it.
Hmm, feels fine to me. Maybe you had too much coffee?
I had one cup!
That’s what you said last time.
Does anyone want to commission a portrait?? I’m working on a new technique with reflective materials!
I believe the proper protocol for commercial solicitations is to post on the ship’s marketplace, not in the general channel.
Relax a little, Pierre. Let people live.
@murat As part of your job, did you ever make a choice that you REGRETTED?
No.
REALLY? Nothing? Not one thing?
I make good choices.
Would you want me to pull up every choice you’ve ever made on this ship and review them for objective correctness?
No. Look, if I made a choice, it was the right one at the time with the information I had. Second-guessing helps no one.
That’s actually pretty healthy? Are you a robot?
You’re the robot, Chang.
I’m a construct!
Noted.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@murat
Noted.
Wait are YOU a construct?
No.
That’s exactly what a construct would say.
Chang, are you a construct?
Yes, I’m a Class 6 Monitoring Daemon.
OK, point taken. But you’re suspiciously well-adjusted.
I’ll take that as a compliment.
Alert: Pod 15, Decks 4-6 network connectivity of 82% below nominal.