Attention passengers: Do not use the emergency comm panels to order food from the galley.
Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-F, CarboGel Type-9, kale (massaged).
Attention all crew and passengers: Medical bay inventory in two hours. If you’ve been hoarding bandages or pain meds in your quarters, now’s the time to return them. No questions asked.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
I would like to remind all crew members that leaving maintenance hatches open, like the one I just passed in Pod 7, Deck 4 is a safety hazard. Someone’s going to trip.
Sorry, that’s probably me. I’ll be more careful.
Please do. I expect we’ll be having this conversation again in a week, but hope springs eternal.
@chang, is now a good time to chat?
It is the best of times to chat! Also the worst of times.
Wait, what does that mean?
What are we chatting about?
Do you know how Wally got aboard the ship?
Terrible time to chat; good day Ife!
So that’s a yes?
I said good day!
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship, does the environmental control panel in Pod 9 have a redundant backup?
Access panel EC-9B is located on the port side of Deck 14.
Acknowledged.