Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, Nutrigrain porridge, cilantro.
Special: Green Onions and Almost Ham
Special: Green Onions and Almost Ham
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Aft Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant), Decks 1-4 water pressure of 533 kPa exceeds nominal.
Aft Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant) water pressure now nominal.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 14 oxygen level of 16.9% below nominal.
Pod 15, Decks 2-6 network connectivity of 56% below nominal.
@ship
Pod 14 oxygen level of 16.9% below nominal.
Pod 14 oxygen level now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@jkap, can I have hot chocolate for breakfast?
I believe that’s a question for your parents, Joy.
mommy said no because hot chocolate is just a drink and drinks aren’t real food but you’re the captain so if you say drinks are food, then they have to listen to you.
And why would I say yes, Joy?
Because you had coffee for breakfast.
Coffee’s a vegetable.
Did anyone enter my quarters recently? Some of my items seem misplaced.
Never mind. False alarm.
Alert: Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 gravity of 1.23 g exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Pod 9 power grid stability of 79% below nominal.
@ship
Alert: Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 gravity of 1.23 g exceeds nominal.
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) gravity now nominal.