@ship
Alert: Pod 9 power grid stability of 79% below nominal.
Pod 9 power grid now nominal.
Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-D, Nutrigrain porridge.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Pod 15, Decks 2-6 network connectivity of 56% below nominal.
Pod 15 network now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all personnel: The item labeled “definitely not a weapon” left in Pod 7 common area is, in fact, a weapon. Please claim it from Security within 24 hours or it will be disposed of.
Well, that’s concerning.
Acknowledged.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Hazard bearing 227°/-103°.
Time to CPA: 41m
Complexity: 1
Time to CPA: 41m
Complexity: 1
Monitoring. Risk within acceptable parameters.
@ship Can you help me find the good noodles? The ones I ordered from Scheherazade?
Your package is in Cargo Pod 2, awaiting pickup.
Thanks!
I will be running diagnostics on @chang from t:L/383.53.1T19:00:15 to t:L/383.53.1T20:00:15. During this time, you may see Chang respond with an above-average usage of avian nomenclature.