Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 10), Nutrigrain porridge.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 4 power grid stability of 74% below nominal.
Pod 10 coffee caffeination of 218 mg/L below nominal.
@ship
Pod 4 power grid stability of 74% below nominal.
Pod 4 power grid now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@prakash, did you touch the grav plating last week?
Oh yeah, I tweaked the calibration. Should feel more responsive now.
So, you’re allowed to just … tweak gravity? And no one says anything?
Well, no one’s said anything yet.
@ship
Pod 10 coffee caffeination of 218 mg/L below nominal.
Pod 10 coffee systems now nominal.
Reminder: The Ventral Accessway transit system is reserved for cargo operations, not personnel movement.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Reminder: Items placed in waste receptacles cannot be retrieved.
@dmitri, I assume this is about the omni-rotator?
It was an accident.
Alert: Central Accessway coffee caffeination of 1005 mg/L exceeds nominal.