Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, fried starch tubes.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Central Accessway (Section 7) humidity of 67% exceeds nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 7) humidity now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Central Accessway (Section 8) humidity of 74% exceeds nominal.
@ship Can you increase the power allocation to Pod 11 for the next 4 hours? We’re running some equipment tests.
P5, 12%.
Acknowledged. Increasing power allocation to Pod 11 by 12%, priority 5.
Perfect, thank you.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@bryce, what’s the BEST thing you’ve fixed this week?
Oh! I recalibrated the sensor array in Pod 4! It took three tries because I forgot to account for thermal drift the first two times, but I figured it out! It was a really great learning experience!
So you broke it twice?
Possibly three. I’m still reviewing his work.
Alert: Pod 14, Decks 5-9 humidity of 70% exceeds nominal.
@ship
Central Accessway (Section 8) humidity of 74% exceeds nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 8) humidity now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 3) temperature of 15.9°C below nominal.
Alert: Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) waste processing effectiveness of 77.5% below nominal.
@ship
Alert: Pod 14, Decks 5-9 humidity of 70% exceeds nominal.
Pod 14 humidity now nominal.
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 8) network connectivity of 50% below nominal.