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Alert: Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) waste processing effectiveness of 77.5% below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) waste processing now nominal.
Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, grain composite biscuits (sour), bean sprouts (while supplies last).
@ship
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 8) network connectivity of 50% below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 8) network now nominal.
@ship
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 3) temperature of 15.9°C below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 3) temperature now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 11, Decks 2-4 lighting spectrum of 1465K below nominal.
@ship
Pod 11, Decks 2-4 lighting spectrum of 1465K below nominal.
Pod 11 lighting now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@mayak you can bump your faction affinity with the Burner Boys by switching to a flamethrower as your primary
@mayak, you’re supposed to be doing your orbital mechanics reading, not playing games.
@chang, why are you talking about my mer on a public channel?
you’re technically playing on an open channel. anyone on the ship can hop in and watch you play.
oh, oops
uh, was anyone watching me play?
no, they all have better things to do with their time.
Like orbital mechanics, Maya!
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.