Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-E, grain composite biscuits (fluffy), bean sprouts (while supplies last).
@zalmux what would you be if you weren’t a navigator?
The question is nonsensical. My continuity is contingent upon my core purpose.
right, but like, hypothetically!
Your question is akin to asking a ship what would it be if not a ship. The ship simply does not exist in such a scenario.
right, but sometimes ships get repurposed as museums! Or orbital agriculture! Or luxury housing!
Or debris.
that’s a bleak possibility, but yeah, sure
It is an inevitability.
actually, you know what, i think we’re good on this line of questioning
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Pod 9 network connectivity of 73% below nominal.
Pod 9 network now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@phia Impressive that you’ve kept the bar stocked through this stretch.
I have my ways.
“Ways.” That’s oddly unspecific.
You coming in for a drink or an audit, Horace?
I’ll have my usual.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Pod 15, Decks 9-13 water pressure of 235 kPa below nominal.
Alert: Pod 6 atmospheric pressure of 0.93 atm below nominal.