Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, bread analogue (BAS Texture N), 12 tomatoes, first come first serve.
@ship
Alert: Pod 6 atmospheric pressure of 0.93 atm below nominal.
Pod 6 atmospheric pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Pod 15, Decks 9-13 water pressure of 235 kPa below nominal.
Pod 15 water pressure now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@jkap Captain, I’ve flagged some discrepancies in the cargo logs. Nothing critical, but the numbers don’t quite add up.
What kind of discrepancies?
Slightly higher mass and energy consumption in certain containers. Slightly lower in others. Stuff’s moving around.
Is it consistent with a raccoon on the loose?
No, it’s … wait, how big is this raccoon?
13.2 kg
That’s oddly specific, Zalmux.
@zalmux
13.2 kg
No, not big enough.
Dmitri, I’m not talking about the raccoon itself being the discrepancy. I’m talking about the raccoon moving things around.
But we secured the containers. Wait, shit, can raccoons open locks?
Dmitri.
Yes, Captain?
Understood.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Ventral Accessway (Section 8) power grid stability of 71% below nominal.
@ship
Alert: Ventral Accessway (Section 8) power grid stability of 71% below nominal.
Ventral Accessway (Section 8) power grid now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.