@ship
Pod 14 coffee caffeination of 979 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Pod 14 coffee systems now nominal.
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, lettuce leaves (213 available).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 6 atmospheric pressure of 0.92 atm below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway coffee caffeination of 900 mg/L exceeds nominal.
This is fine.
Acknowledged. Would you like me to increase target caffeination levels in all ship systems?
Jo, please don’t.
Acknowledged. Work order to correct coffee caffeination level unchanged.
@ship
Pod 6 atmospheric pressure of 0.92 atm below nominal.
Pod 6 atmospheric pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
My oven’s been making a peculiar clicking sound when it heats up. Anyone know what might cause that?
Oh, I can be there in 20!
That would be wonderful. Thank you, Bryce.
@ship I’m locked out of my quarters. Can you open the door?
Investigating. Please confirm your current location.
I’m standing right in front of the door. Pod 7, Deck 3.
Door unlocked. A maintenance request has been filed.
Thank you!
@niah
Thank you!
@ship, I need to exit my quarters now. Door’s still not working.
Investigating. Please confirm your current location.
I’m still inside my room.
Door unlocked. A maintenance request has been filed.
Thanks! And, um … @prakash maybe? I’m not sure those maintenance requests are going anywhere. Can you take a look?
Oh, sure thing! Sorry you had to deal with that.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Dorsal Accessway coffee caffeination of 900 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway coffee systems now nominal.