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hey @mayak, you know how, as a construct, i have, like, 4 quadrillion different parameters that both make up my core personality matrix and model what you, my principal, will say and do at given moment in time?
i am vaguely aware of this, but okay, yeah?
and you know how, if there is any significant deviation from what the model predicts and what you actually do, the alignment process requires me to shuffle around those parameters to match reality, right?
where are you going with this?
remember how you sat down when taking the dorsal accessway tram today?
yessssss…
i predicted you would stand, so i had to shuffle around my parameters
so you’re a different chang now?
sort of not really but also i may have accidentally corrupted your saved game in the process
WHAT CHANG WHAT DID YOU DO?
you really have no one to blame but yourself
UGH CHANG I HATE YOU
old me or new me?
ALL OF YOU
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