Today’s mess: Universal Protein 4, HyperPasta Shape 3B.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 2, Decks 2-5 waste processing effectiveness of 82.3% below nominal.
Pod 10, Decks 12-14 water pressure of 538 kPa exceeds nominal.
@mokonkwo, I can’t remember her name, but one of your students inquired about observing a children’s art session sometime this week.
Oh, was that interaction unwelcome? Some of the students have coursework related to observing different aspects of interstellar travel, but if they’re being too intrusive, please let me know.
No no, nothing like that. I just forgot her name and wanted to get in touch with her.
Oh! I see. I will inquire.
Thank you, Director.
@ship
Pod 10, Decks 12-14 water pressure of 538 kPa exceeds nominal.
Pod 10 water pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship
Pod 2, Decks 2-5 waste processing effectiveness of 82.3% below nominal.
Pod 2 waste processing now nominal.
Reminder: Emergency escape pods are for emergency use only. Recreational napping in escape pods is prohibited.
I SAW WALLY IN THE LIBRARY
Joy, indoor voice.
mom this is typing not voice
You know what I mean.
but wally was in the library!!! in the corner with all the stuffies
@murat, that’s in the … uh … Raccoon Exclusion Zone, isn’t it?
Hmm, I’ll take a look.
@bethchen, should we disinfect those stuffies?
Already on it.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@murat
Hmm, I’ll take a look.
Vents are all secured. I’m not sure how he got in and out.
Presumably the same way you get in and out.
The door doesn’t respond to raccoons.
hypothetically, would it respond to three raccoons in a trenchcoat?
I don’t want to entertain that possibility yet.