Today’s mess: Universal Protein 1, burgundy rice substitute, 76 cherry tomatoes, first come first serve.
@ship, do they grow bananas anywhere in Esmeralda?
Unknown. Information archives downloaded prior to departure note a number of agricultural enterprises on SC-52d that could plausibly offer banana-related produce but also suggested a high risk of economic failure.
@chef, can I add this to your list of things to check in on?
Of course, Captain.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 4 network connectivity of 60% below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship what’s the word for when you are slow and then you go fast, or when you are fast and then you go slow?
You are describing “acceleration” and “deceleration”.
okay, so if wally is getting into places he shouldnt be getting into then he’s getting into the places where we shouldnt be when were accelerationing and decelerationing, right?
All crew and passengers are advised minimize time spent in accessways and corridors while the ship is accelerating or decelerating.
Oh, that’s a good point. Do we have any kind of safety considerations for Wally during acceleration maneuvers?
I am not going to be the person who writes a safety protocol for an unauthorized biological contaminant.
We could put netting in the vents.
We could not.
Just an idea.
For what it’s worth, raccoons are pretty resilient. Good at catching themselves.
how do you know that
I grew up near a lot of trees.
raccoons don’t just fall out of trees prakash
You’d be surprised.
@hhollywood I don’t suppose you have any painkillers in stock? The standard ones aren’t cutting it.
What kind of pain?
Lower back. Old injury acting up.
Swing by medical. I’ll get you something stronger. Also maybe stop sleeping in that chair in your office.
The chair is fine.
Your back disagrees.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Pod 7, Decks 4-7 water pressure of 225 kPa below nominal.