Today’s mess: Universal Protein 4, grain composite biscuits (hard), microgreens (limited).
@ship
Pod 4 network connectivity of 60% below nominal.
Pod 4 network now nominal.
@ship
Alert: Pod 7, Decks 4-7 water pressure of 225 kPa below nominal.
Pod 7 water pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
The bar has synthetic lime again.
It’s not lime. It’s just empty sourness.
Perfect description.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@zalmux do you know where wally is
I observe all patterns aboard this vessel.
but you dont tell anyone when we ask
The creature serves as a continuity coefficient. Its position provides useful calibration data.
so wally helps you fly the ship?
In a manner similar to how your heartbeat helps you fly the ship.
my heartbeat doesnt help fly the ship
Precisely.
@chang zalmux is being weird again
when is zalmux not being weird?
is wally ok
wally’s fine. don’t let zalmux get in your head
zalmux is talking about my heart, not my head
you can let zalmux into your heart, but just a little.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.