Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 8), HyperPasta Shape 1B, mildly spicy peppers (limited).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Gravity of 1.23 g exceeds nominal.
Pod 11, Decks 5-9 water pressure of 39 kPa below nominal.
@ship
Gravity of 1.23 g exceeds nominal.
Gravity now nominal.
@ship
Pod 11, Decks 5-9 water pressure of 39 kPa below nominal.
Pod 11 water pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Reminder: FSNC regulations require that all food preparation surfaces be sanitized before and after use. This includes countertops, cutting boards, and the molecular recombinator in Pod 10, Deck 7.
Who’s been making molecular relish?
I am not authorized to share that information.
@chef, we’re out of the Martian rye. I don’t suppose you know someone at Esmeralda who could help with that?
Alcohol is banned on Esmeralda.
Ah bugger, I forgot about that.
I can still poke around. No promises though.
In the meantime, I may have a palatable substitute in my personal reserve.
I volunteer as palatability assessor.
@chef
In the meantime, I may have a palatable substitute in my personal reserve.
For my sake, can you make sure your “personal reserves” are on a manifest somewhere?
Of course. Somewhere.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@cslanet whatcha tinkering with these days?
Oh! Just adjusting this field manipulator. Nothing important.
is it working?
Well, the effect diameter keeps jumping between too wide and too narrow. Maybe some sort of constructive interference? I need to do some math.
or you could just swap the power regulator
Oh! I hadn’t thought of that. I was so focused on the quantum mechanics.
A classic blunder! the most famous of which is to never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: It’s never the quantum mechanics.
Thanks, Chang. I’ll add that reference to my backlog of things to watch.