Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, grain composite biscuits (crumbly), lettuce leaves (234 available).
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Alert: Pod 10, Decks 1-6 waste processing effectiveness of 77.4% below nominal.
Pod 10 waste processing now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Attention all crew and passengers: We have arrived at FSNC-1024. Full stop.
And with that, we’re off the Yellow Brick Road. Navigation will have us on a new schedule from here on out. We’ll hahousekeeping, then jumps every six days until we reach Esmeralda.
Wait. Every six days?
Confirmed. The transit point cycle along this route operates on a 12-day interval with 6-day windows per direction.
I was really enjoying not feeling like my stomach was trying to escape my body.
@niah, feel free to stop by medical before the next transit if you want something to help with that. Same goes for anyone else in the same boat.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-03 outbound to Tukkasotka and Pato de la Suerte will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring coffee caffeination of 113 mg/L below nominal.
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Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-03 outbound to Tukkasotka and Pato de la Suerte will depart in…
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Tukkasotka and Pato de la Suerte will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Tukkasotka and Pato de la Suerte will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Tukkasotka and Pato de la Suerte will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Tukkasotka and Pato de la Suerte now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-09 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
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Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-09 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service ZAD-09 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 1.
Shuttle ZAD-09 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-09 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-09 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Final boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-09 outbound to Scheherazade now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle JAT-18 inbound from Jatayu now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Jatayu will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Jatayu will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Jatayu will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Jatayu will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Jatayu now departing.
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Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Pato de la Suerte and Jatayu now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-03 inbound from Pato de la Suerte now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Personnel update: Pierre has accepted a position on Scheherazade. His transfer is effective immediately.
He hopped out on the last shuttle so I wouldn’t expect any immediate response.
Right, makes sense! I’ll message him later.
We’ll adjust the schedule accordingly. Questions, come find me.
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Alert: Forward Engineering Ring coffee caffeination of 113 mg/L below nominal.
Forward Engineering Ring coffee systems now nominal.
@dmitri wha’cha up to?
Same thing I’m up to most days, Chang. Pull up a daily list of manifest discrepancies, then chase them down.
have you considered not chasing them down?
What did you do, Chang?
nothing! i’m just analyzing your overbearing professionalism and adherence to protocol at the expense of your personal well being
You’re not my therapist, Chang.
when was the last time you cleaned your quarters?
You’re not my mother, Chang.