Today’s mess: Universal Protein 3, HyperPasta Shape 2A, parsley.
Special: Teriyaki Croissants
Special: Teriyaki Croissants
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 11, Decks 12-17 temperature of 26.7°C exceeds nominal.
@ship
Pod 11, Decks 12-17 temperature of 26.7°C exceeds nominal.
Pod 11 temperature now nominal.
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 waste processing effectiveness of 86.9% below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@soomin, I need to do an EVA to unstick a comm array.
Drone?
Too much EM interference. I need to eyeball it.
Wires?
OK, look, I just need an excuse to show @cadeyemi what an EVA repair looks like. For educational purposes.
Please Chief, it’s really not the same looking through the drone feed.
She’s signed off on it.
I specifically stated that we can accommodate your request *if* Chief Park certifies that the activity presents merely “elevated risk” and not “extreme risk”. How would you assess the risk here, @soomin?
fine
@prakash, pod, suit, tape
Yes, it’s all on the checklist. Safety lighting too.
@joed, babysit.
That’s not really in my job description, Chief.
Congrats on promotion.
Alert: Dorsal Accessway transit is offline.
@ship
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 waste processing effectiveness of 86.9% below nominal.
Forward Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) waste processing now nominal.
@ship
Alert: Dorsal Accessway transit is offline.
Dorsal Accessway transit now online.
I’m sorry, but I am not authorized to share that information with you.
Chief Medical Officer’s override.
Denied. No imminent risk of physical harm detected.
want me to go knock on his door?
Thanks, Maya. I’m fine for now. Just want to make sure he’s alright.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@bethchen
Thanks, Maya. I’m fine for now. Just want to make sure he’s alright.
Lost track of time. Sorry. The clocks on this ship are all wrong anyway.
The clocks are synchronized to universal reference time, Horace.
That’s what they want you to think.
who’s “they”?
The clocks.
Horace, can you come in? I’d like to do handoff properly.
On my way. Just had a rough night.
We can talk about it when you get here.
@hhollywood
On my way. Just had a rough night.
Horace, you good?
I’ll be fine.