Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, Nutrigrain porridge, a handful of scallions per person.
Special: HypoSoy Sausage
Special: HypoSoy Sausage
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 10 air circulation of 0.61 m³/s exceeds nominal.
I need everyone to be aware that there has been a theft from Pod 11. A tunneling junction array is missing. It’s a precision tool and it is NOT cheap to replace.
theft you say
There are claw marks on the housing and paw prints nearby.
ah
So, what does this tunneling junction array look like?
It’s a small metal fixture, the size of a deck of cards. Clear panel on one side. Lots of shiny things on the inside. Which I suspect is the problem.
OK, so I’ve observed a … Wally cache in Pod 12 on Deck 8 near the port-side bulkhead that might have said array in it?
You’ve observed a cache. And you didn’t tell anyone about it?
It’s for science? If I interfere with the cache, that would affect the integrity of what we’re observing.
At the moment, I’m worried about the integrity of these field manipulators we’re manufacturing, so I’m afraid the science will have to wait.
@ship
Pod 10 air circulation of 0.61 m³/s exceeds nominal.
Pod 10 air circulation now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant), Decks 1-4 lighting spectrum of 1042K below nominal.
@jkap I have received three different requests for ambient background music in the ship’s corridors. Should I put together a selection?
That’s not in my job description, captain.
Fair, but I don’t want you complaining if you don’t like my picks.
Fine, I’ll do it.
If you can keep your selections to tracks that don’t require us to pay per play, I’d appreciate it.
I don’t know how I work under these conditions.
@ship
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant), Decks 1-4 lighting spectrum of 1042K below nominal.
Forward Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant) lighting now nominal.
Does anyone know if it’s possible to hang out on one of the Outer Ring Observation Decks during transitions? I’m trying to capture the light diffraction patterns for a new piece.
They’re locked during transit for safety reasons unfortunately.
I might be able to help with that. For a small fee.
Lou, you can’t just sell access to restricted areas.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.