Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, HyperPasta Shape 6B, cucumber slices (limited).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 6 coffee caffeination of 120 mg/L below nominal.
Maya, let’s take this one offline.
Preliminary analysis of the artifact’s output indicates content distinct from the original Perceptible Record. We are continuing analysis. Detailed findings will be shared through appropriate academic channels.
THIS IS HUGE. The Transmission Hypothesis is correct! This changes everything we know about the Perceived.
Let’s not get ahead of the data. She said “preliminary.”
Priya. She said DISTINCT. That’s not a word you use lightly in a public post.
Fair enough.
Ife, out of curiousity, did you already know and you were just waiting for Professor Kim to post in a public channel so you could talk to the rest of us about it?
Was it that obvious?
A little.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ifer
THIS IS HUGE. The Transmission Hypothesis is correct! This changes everything we know about the Perceived.
@ifer Can I quote you on “this changes everything”?
Mx. Hatchley, I would appreciate you going through established media protocols before quoting our students
Understood, Director.
I keep thinking about the first artifact. They transmitted language model weights and got the Perceptible Record. Now they transmit something different and get something else back.
What if the first team had transmitted something else? We’d have a completely different Record. Different fold-space navigation. Different PercInts. Different everything.
it’s important that @cadeyemi knows that in 92% of these alternate everythings, the Drivers win the c-ball championships last year
wait, really?
no
Hey, I think I dropped a keycard when I fell the other day. Anyone know where it is?
I have it in my office, Bryce. Just let me know when you’re swinging by.
Ah, makes sense. Thanks!
hey ~¡¡bryce!!~, you feeling better?
Heh, yeah. I’m feeling alright. Thanks for asking.
Glad you’re feeling better dude. Had me scared for a bit.
It wasn’t anything serious. But thanks for being there!
Of course. You’d have done the same.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship, I’ve noticed that the main access from the Ventral Accessway to Pod 7 occasionally emits an anomalous grinding noise when closing. Could someone take a look before it becomes a larger problem?
Acknowledged. Maintenance request logged. Estimated response time: 2 hours, 17 minutes.
Anyone need spare thermal insulation panels? Got about a dozen left over from yesterday’s project.