Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-B, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, 28 tomatoes, first come first serve.
Alert: Docking Bay 2 power grid stability of 80% below nominal.
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Alert: Docking Bay 2 power grid stability of 80% below nominal.
Docking Bay 2 power grid now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
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Pod 6 coffee caffeination of 120 mg/L below nominal.
Pod 6 coffee systems now nominal.
Captain, I’ve been reviewing recent environmental controls requests and would like to chat with you about them.
Is this about the side businesses some of our more … entrepreneurial crew members have undertaken?
Possibly.
Then I’d rather not know the details. Unless you think it’s a safety issue.
Not directly. But given recent events, I’m worried about how extracurricular activities might impact crew rest and readiness.
Noted. I trust your judgement on the environmental control requests. I’ll handle the personnel issues.
Appreciated.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 7 air circulation of 0.29 m³/s below nominal.
Pod 2, Decks 12-15 temperature of 18.8°C below nominal.
Pod 7, Decks 7-12 humidity of 68% exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Anyone up for a chess game tonight around 22:00? Pod 6, Deck 9 common area.
I’m in! I haven’t played in months though.
I’ll go easy on you. See you then!
Alert: Forward Hull air circulation of 0.63 m³/s exceeds nominal.
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Pod 2, Decks 12-15 temperature of 18.8°C below nominal.
Pod 2 temperature now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@dmitri, hypothetically speaking, if someone needed to discreetly dispose of something in one of the cargo pods, which containers would have the least oversight? Research purposes.
None. I’m extremely thorough.
you’re thinking about this wrong. dmitri doesn’t have a least favorite area of the ship so much as a roving attention loop you can get inside of
Ah, yes, that does make sense.
I don’t know what just happened but I don’t like it.
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Alert: Forward Hull air circulation of 0.63 m³/s exceeds nominal.
Forward Hull air circulation now nominal.
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Pod 7, Decks 7-12 humidity of 68% exceeds nominal.
Pod 7 humidity now nominal.